Charlotte Howald

Top Three OTPs at MUNUM

By: Charlotte Howald

Couple: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York & Brian Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania

Committee: U.S. House of Representatives

Nominated by: Grace Meng of New York

Reason: Both representatives are achieving their dreams and both proudly walk to the beat of their own drum.

Confirmed?: Yes! 

Quote: “We’re both beautiful people and the hottest people in the House.” - Fitzpatrick

“We really work well together as a team. We have great ideas and are very compatible.” - Cortez

Couple: Wendell Hulcher (Mayor of Ann Arbor) & Arthur F. Brandstatter (Chair of the Police Administration Department

Committee: Ad-Hoc

Nominated by: Dr. Robert Elderfield (Head of Committee on Research Politics)

Reason: [The couple] does a lot of suspicious work together. 

Confirmed?: Yes!

Couple: Raúl Roa García (Minister of Foreign Affairs) & Elena Mederos (Minister of Social Welfare)

Committee: Castro’s Cabinet

Nominated by: Ernesto “Che” Guevara (Governor of the Central Bank)

Reason: Getting Married

Confirmed?: Yes! Marriage was at 11 am this morning at a Casino.

Quote? “I want to divorce my husband, I have fallen deeply in love with one of my cabinet members, Raúl Roa. I have written many love letters and made flirty glances at him which are being reciprocated. I want the Divorce Papers NOW.” - Mederos

WHO’s Lil Uzi Vert?

By: Charlotte Howald

In the process of concluding the topic of mitigating and eradicating communicable diseases, a total of 10 Working Papers have been merged into three, awe-inspiringly named draft resolutions: 1.1, 1.2, and 1.3 (formally known as Working Paper: Renegade). With a variety of sponsors and signatories for each draft, there is steady debate criticizing and denouncing specific aspects from each paper, from the lack of funding from NGOs to the extermination of 3500 species of mosquitoes. 

Many delegates compliment Columbia’s and Bulgaria’s Draft Resolution 1.1 for its specifics regarding Public Programs (United Kingdom’s National Health Service) and NGOs (International Medical Corps). Within the paper, long-term solutions for multiple issues are thoroughly discussed including the recruitment/training of healthcare workers, airport security, water sanitation, and malaria. Bulgaria is especially proud of the versatility of the paper as it not only benefits the entirety of the public, it even appeals to anti-vaxxers. 

With seven sponsors and 27 signatories, Draft Resolution 1.2 (written by Syria) does well to emphasize the importance of funding by calling upon the UN General 5th Assembly. Unfortunately, the delegates of the WHO committee disagree with many of the operatives. A clause encouraging the dumping of sewage onto land in an attempt to prevent water contamination was criticized by Iran for infiltrating groundwater instead. Another Operative, clause 8, recommended using killing agents in stagnant water to kill breeding mosquitoes. This brought the Czech Republic to the front to upbraid the committee on the importance of mosquitoes in our ecosystem, saying: “There are 3,500 species of mosquitoes, 200 species suck blood, but only five species of mosquitoes carry malaria.” Ukraine then shared additional concerns regarding “the environmental impact of exterminating all mosquitoes.” 

Distinguished for it’s “incredibly innovative” funding, 1.3 dedicated one/third of the draft resolution to objective clauses explicitly targets need-based funding distributed by WHO and volunteer NGOs. Among other fundamental issues addressed, zoo-tonic diseases (diseases carried by animals and transmitted to humans) are recognized, followed by solutions to “educate communities on...preventive measures,” and “encourage the usage of Personal Protective Equipment (PPE). ” As Indonesia mentioned, Draft Resolution 1.3 “targets the elimination of vector-borne diseases” in equatorial, tropical, and coastal regions by requesting donations of “insecticide-treated bed nets” from NGOs such as the Global Malaria Program.

In the midst of a lull in the committee, an incredibly moving speech by the delegate of Belgium brought the representatives to their feet. 

“In the words of Lil Uzi Vert: ‘now’s our time.’ The delegate of Belgium stands by [those words]. Now is our time to vote on resolutions.” Amid three unceasing voting procedures, the committee successfully passed Resolution 1.1 and 1.3. Congratulations, WHO. The IPC wishes you the best of luck on your succeeding topic: Organ Trafficking and Transplant Tourism.

Maybe She’s Born With It, Maybe It’s Terrorism

By: Charlotte Howald

In the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) committee, delegates scrambled to create the most inclusive Working Paper addressing the freedoms of journalists. One paper works to educate journalists on a country’s culture, their rights as journalists, and what safety measures should be taken within the country in order to prevent prosecution for wrongful publication. Across the room, a different paper promotes communication between journalists and the government but allows the government to regulate the journalists’ speech. Many argue it is within a country’s national sovereignty to punish journalists who libel countries through the public media.

A delegate attacked journalists across the world. Poland, a country with the right to freedom of the press granted to its citizens, claims journalists “are threats to stable governments by creating unrest.” When interviewed, the delegate criticized Western countries such as the United States, Canada, and the United Kingdom for being “too power-controlling and turning to espionage when things go wrong on [the country’s] end.” Other nations, such as Greece and Luxemburg, look disdainfully upon his comparison of journalists to terrorists.

UNESCO is built on the belief that the freedom of information is a fundamental freedom, and advocates for the protection of journalists. According to the U.S. Press Freedom Tracker, 38 journalists were attacked in 2019 alone, the lowest number in 16 years. The most famous death of the year was a Saudi journalist in Istanbul: Jamal Khashoggi. It is speculated the order came from the Crowned Prince of Saudi Arabia, Mohammed bin Salman. 

In the midst of the moderated caucuses, a CNN news article was released announcing Victor Orban’s, Prime Minister of Hungary, planned raid through media outlets, with alleged gunshots heard within. Latvia and Algeria spoke first in a moderated caucus to agree with the actions done by Orban, justifying it was “completely within Hungary’s sovereign rights.” New Zealand closes the moderated caucus in a distressing speech: “[The attack] shows how urgent this matter is,” New Zealand emphasizes, “it’s censorship and a violation of human rights.” 

The committee recognized that it would be hard to find an all-encompassing solution that will meet all expectations of the attending countries. As Sri Lanka states, “each country is different, a universal system wouldn’t work.” A merger has already transpired between the papers of Ecuador and Paraguay in hopes of creating a comprehensive resolution. On behalf of journalists across the globe, the International Press Corps hopes UNESCO adopts a resolution assimilating the beliefs of the Committee

Anyone Want a Sugar Cuba?

By: Charlotte Howald

1950’s Cuba is in a state of economic and social reform. Fidel Castro has been elected prime minister after their previous leader, President Fulgencio Batista, was ousted from office during the Cuban Revolution. Castro, with his promises to “reshape Cuba as a communist state” and “purge Cuba of the capitalist and imperialist ideals,” quickly gained the favor of those receiving the short end of the revolution: the poor and working-class. 

Sugar, Cuba’s primary industry, leads the Ministers to debate whether to diversify their economy or continue their monoproduction. Many ministers are in support of continuing to harvest sugar, “the people’s product,” while others argue that sugar was the way of the past used by imperialists to take advantage of Cuba. Castro’s Crisis Committee wrangles to find potential nations interested in importing Cuba’s surplus of sugar. Trade with the U.S. has recently been troublesome, causing the Council to seek new potential investors, such as Latin America and the USSR. Although the USSR has agreed to buy sugar from Cuba, Castro, as well as Latin Americans, advises Cuba to expand its industry to other products. Elena Mederos, Minister of Social Welfare suggests diversifying the economy into a more lucrative industry, such as beauty and skincare. Others discuss the potential of liquor or luxury.

An unexpected twist occurs when the USSR storms in with a Crisis Drop. In return for buying sugar, the USSR requests a favor from the Council: store the USSR’s “personal items of an armed nature” in Cuba. The USSR expects the information to remain “relatively top secret,” but the ministers’ had varying responses to the crisis drop. 

“Seems trustworthy,” Minister of Labor, Augusto Martinez Sanchez notes, “I don’t see this backfiring.” 

Rufo López Fresquet, Minister of the Treasury, advises the Council to “not engage in this quid pro quo.” Hopefully, the Council will be able to find solutions that will pacify all investors and most importantly, their citizens.