By: Jasmine Jacobs

The delegates of British House of Commons are working hard this Sunday morning with nine working papers introduced. Each paper posed unique solutions for rebuilding Britain's economy and society. The first paper to be introduced was “Redact Dem Kids Bro” which defines kids as “gross and generally useless…”barely citizens”. “Redact Dem Kids Bro” firmly enforces the exile of all kids in Britain to Australia supervised by Ser William Morrison and Stafford Cripps. The children may return to the “mainland upon their 18th birthday” so they may repopulate Britain.  

Not all people agree that kids are “useless” but the delegates though ahead, in clause two it states “Bars all protesting of this bill, whining about this bill, crying over their loss of their tiny trash humans”. 

The Prime Minister of Britain Clement Attlee was receiving negative complaints from numerous delegates and could not handle the pressure so he decided it was best to step down from his position before stepping down he gave a well deserved speech to help encourage all the delegates and say his farewells.