By: Charlotte Howald

Couple: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York & Brian Fitzpatrick of Pennsylvania

Committee: U.S. House of Representatives

Nominated by: Grace Meng of New York

Reason: Both representatives are achieving their dreams and both proudly walk to the beat of their own drum.

Confirmed?: Yes! 

Quote: “We’re both beautiful people and the hottest people in the House.” - Fitzpatrick

“We really work well together as a team. We have great ideas and are very compatible.” - Cortez

Couple: Wendell Hulcher (Mayor of Ann Arbor) & Arthur F. Brandstatter (Chair of the Police Administration Department

Committee: Ad-Hoc

Nominated by: Dr. Robert Elderfield (Head of Committee on Research Politics)

Reason: [The couple] does a lot of suspicious work together. 

Confirmed?: Yes!

Couple: Raúl Roa García (Minister of Foreign Affairs) & Elena Mederos (Minister of Social Welfare)

Committee: Castro’s Cabinet

Nominated by: Ernesto “Che” Guevara (Governor of the Central Bank)

Reason: Getting Married

Confirmed?: Yes! Marriage was at 11 am this morning at a Casino.

Quote? “I want to divorce my husband, I have fallen deeply in love with one of my cabinet members, Raúl Roa. I have written many love letters and made flirty glances at him which are being reciprocated. I want the Divorce Papers NOW.” - Mederos